Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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