I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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