I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
it glows. i had to have it.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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