Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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