I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
