Small penises have feelings too.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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