She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I think a kid would responsible me up
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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