i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm determined to sit on that face.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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