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How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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