Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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