Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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