it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
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