why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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