Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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