There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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