yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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