I think scott just propositioned me for sex
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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