Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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