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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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