I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
he had hair everywhere except his balls
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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