i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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