i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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