when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
did i walk over a car last night?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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