I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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