I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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