sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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