It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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