The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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