just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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