I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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