I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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