my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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