I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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