Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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