he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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