Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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