on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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