Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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