belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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