Christians are straight up FREAKS
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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