tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
This is my gift to your gina
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
