why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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