is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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