Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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