Barsexuality is the new black.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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