oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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