Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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