I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
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