If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Is it penis luge time yet?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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