I look better un-naked...
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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