I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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